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Post  Firefox on Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:12 am

Your Mama is so fat that when she fell off a boat, the Captain yelled, "Land Ahoy!!!"

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Post  Firefox on Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:13 am

Your Dog so fat that when you take it 'walkies' it don't know whether it walking or rolling

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Post  Firefox on Fri Dec 26, 2008 11:14 am

Your Mama is so fat that Weight Watchers threw her out for breaking the scales.

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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:43 am

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 am

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 am

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 am

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 am

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:44 am

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:45 am

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:45 am

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:45 am

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:45 am

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 am

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 am

Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 am

Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 am

Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 am

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 am

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:46 am

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:47 am

Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:47 am

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:47 am

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:47 am

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
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Post  south.side.hell on Wed Jan 07, 2009 9:47 am

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
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